What with all the escaping from rolling boulders, jumping off cliffs and terrifying heart-extracting rituals, let alone close encounters with ridiculous alien interdimentional ships, it’s amazing that Indy hasn’t lost any limbs or extremities at all so far.
Disney has recently confirmed that a fifth Indian Jones movie will hit cinemas on July 10, 2020.
Harrison Ford will be a ripe old 78 by then, which doesn’t just mean all the boulder-dodging may be a little more creaky.
It almost certainly means that his irrascible archeologist will also lose his right eye and George Lucas has already laid the groundwork for the shocking event. It sounds harsh, but it still beats being killed by your own son and pushed of a ledge like poor Han Solo in The Force Awakens.
It’s not as if Indy needs any reaso to be even more cranky than usual, but this may tip him over the edge.
One clever fan remembered…